Is anyone else ever-so-slightly thrown off by the fact that the cast listing includes someone known only as “Shwayze” and that in the header image, the guy kinda sorta looks like *Patrick* Swayze? This movie can make the claim that God’s not dead, but it can’t change the fact that Patrick still is :/

Surprised to see that not only did Drake cross the border to support his nearest hometown NFL team, but that he took on the customary behavior of the fan base so quickly!

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Between reading in the article about the complications from her surgery and the circumstances that led to her death, as well as the various & bizarre possible circumstances surrounding her accident being discussed in the comments section, and just seeing her face both after and before (from another source), and even…

* It could... go... all... the... way!... down to the start of the 2017 season.

This was an goddamn atrocity. I love Jeopardy! but I work most evenings and am hardly ever able to watch it, so imagine my utter disdain when I was able to leave early enough yesterday in time to come home and tune in, only to turn on the TV and find that this shit is on. Like, I get that they’re celebrities who lead…

The main takeaway from this article for me was immediately & emotionally remembering what a goddamn amazing song “Hunger Strike” is and how much I love it. Bless you, @trillballins.

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For real though, what’s up with this Michigan hat that Leo keeps wearing? You can see him sporting it in a few of his recent Instagram pics from when he was in Indonesia. As far as I know, he has no ties to Michigan and definitely didn’t attend UM, but... You know something... His ex from long ago, GISELE? She’s…

Had pretty much the same thought. Don’t let that picture make the rounds, lest the people think Crossfit turns you into a POWER SLUGGER, BRO. I can just see them trying to add home run-hitting to their workouts — right after arriving at the gym, going for 10 reps of their max on bench press, and then sprinting five…

I don’t live in the St. Louis area, but surely someone who does relayed what the NCADA, the organization behind this psycho local ad from last year, managed to put out for this year’s Super Bowl.

Someone apparently decided that this incident was noteworthy enough to include in the rather limited information contained on her Wikipedia page (not me, I promise—it was already there), but they might be right.

(For real, how do so many of these out-of-the-gray users not get the joke? The first hint is that you wouldn’t just write a simple, straightforward story about the result of a basketball game, with the final score as the headline — that’s not a Deadspin article.

Scrolling through the entire list (after Wind Waker), all I could say was “Where’s Metroid Prime, where’s Metroid Prime” over & over, and then I saw it and read your commentary on it, and I was a very happy man. Now all I want to do is go play that. Cheers! And gracias. #GameCube4ever

Here’s a longish horror story (of sorts): I just bought an iPhone 6 yesterday after having been using the same iPhone 4 for the past 2.5+ years (yes, that’s regular 4—not 4S. Shit doesn’t even have Siri. It’s an artifact). Since the dude at AT&T got the impression, for some reason, that my previous iPhone had never…

Alice follows rabbit, into... Cooper’s tesseract?