She doesn’t sound like a very nice friend. :( Being a dick about you needing to support her while continually triggering you is just not cool.

Awwww, honey.

My birthday is coming up in 2 weeks. I’ll be working on it, but last year I got to have my nails done, hair cut, and painted pottery with friends. It was blissful. :) Happy birthday to you, and I hope you enjoy!

Happy almost birthday, fellow Gemini :)

I loved Pitch Perfect 2! I saw it Friday with my mom.

Those kids are gonna have an AMAZING story to tell at parties.

Oh my goooood I know exactly what that amazingly RANK “Tiny kitten adjusting to kitten food” ass cloud smells like. It is FOUL and if it could be bottled it would probably be outlawed by an addendum to the Geneva convention. HOW can something so tiny produce something something so GROSS?

I was once in love with a guy that was gassier than your average hot-air balloon tour company.

CAT FARTS.

Minced onions, garlic (powder AND fresh), honey mustard, salt and pepper, and a bit of hot sauce. Top with a good cheese. This recipe varies (sometimes I’ll add stuff in addition—I made BANGING batch with the last of this sweet basil vinaigrette once) but the honey mustard really does it.

Pizza dude. Balls the size of Saturn.

DAMN IT. I want pizza now and there is none to be had.

I seem to read predominantly Lady Writers.

Chin hairs. They irritate my skin, too. It gets kinda scaly and itchy sometimes.

That second tweet in particular made me do a double-take because I was like “is Amy Poehler spoofing Ann Romney or what”.

#whynotboth

Ninian is already cracking me up. He’s so INDIGNANT about EVERYTHING. I’m only about 16% of the way into the book, but I am already thinking that he and Lucy both doth protest entirely too much and are going to end up hoooooooooopelessly in love with each other.

I am so happy that so many of Heyer’s books are available through Kindle unlimited. I’m working on my third Heyer right now and just...looooooooooooove.

This is so detailed and elaborate it makes total sense.

Oh my god it gets better? They get even funnier? The characters get even more lovable? I’m not sure I’m prepared for this.