Yesssss I need this in my life.

Seriously, that is a good weekend right there.

Oh my god. It’s never occurred to me that he might do this.

I wouldn’t be able to ignore the neighborhood hobo. I’m too chatty.

Seriously. This is as midwestern as a casserole.

I can’t stop laughing. Cats are such assholes. I thought my cat was an asshole for vomiting on my pillow (while I was away) but THIS is just so much worse. I’m so sorry!

This might win, and I am so sorry. Holy shit.

You had to shimmy under the door oh my god you poor, poor creature.

I think my favorite part of this is that Quincy the neighborhood hobo walked you home. I mean...you had a neighborhood hobo named Quincy, and he was apparently a gentleman!

SO THIS IS KIND OF OFF-TOPIC but I really, really need to share this stupidity that I saw on Facebook. I cannot stop laughing because it’s just so ABSURD.

Mayonaise

Raise your hand if you're going to be watching Waitress this weekend!

I'm not going to be able to handle this.

The Nathan Fillion/Keri Russel love story was just so devastatingly perfect. What is it with her and movies where you're just destroyed by her beautiful, sad love stories? "The Magic of Ordinary Days" had a similar effect on me.

He was also arguably the best character in it. I loved him (and loved how much he loved Felicity's character) so much in it.

Why yes, Jia. I do like gorgeous, sad folk music. How did you guess?

This is the most perfect gif I have ever seen.

The new Sufjan album made me feel so many things. I mean, my favorite Sufjan album has always been Michigan—all his other albums are AMAZING, but that album just SPOKE to me, especially when I actually moved to Michigan.

I didn't especially care for the Arbonne I tried, I thought it was too expensive for what it was.

It is beyond flawless. Like when NPR first posted it I was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH SUFJAN" and then after listening to it I was like "I CANNOT HANDLE THIS PERFECTION AHMAHGAAAAAH."