God, that standup routine was so on point.

Has anyone seen the people threatening the reporter who talked to these people?

This is so makeup I could see myself doing on a daily basis if I could ever get my eyeliner game up to par. I tend to go with the smudgy/shimmery look because apparently my art skills fly out the window when putting pens next to my eyeballs.

This lip color is gorgeous. And the eye makeup is also lovely, it looks very glowy and radiant.

The girls do get to say no, from what I’ve read. There have been interviews where the girls have mentioned people approaching Jim Bob and them being like “NOOOOOOPE YOU’RE WEIRD.”

Please find this link. Please.

I watched it too, and even teared up a few times at the sweeter moments, like when Jinger (poor Jinger) was like "I LOVE YOU JESSA". You can come sit with me and we can feel shame together.

They also don't hold hands until they're engaged. They just walk very closely together, side-hug, etc. There was a bit of a stir when Jill's guy Derick came back from Nepal and she ran to meet him in the airport and they "accidentally" front-hugged like, you know, normal people.

No, they totally front-hugged when they got engaged. He proposed to her in that ADMITTEDLY COMPLETELY AWESOME chapel in the Ozarks and she a) teared up and b) hugged him like a normal person.

I think she was definitely kinda like "...eh. He's cute, he's dumb enough that he'll do what I tell him to do" when they first started courting. If you catch older episodes, you can definitely see that she's just coooooold to him. But as dumb as he is (bless his heart, he really is like a fundie Andy Dwyer) he adores…

This is the best mental image.

I wonder how many babies Jennifer Aniston would have by now if every pregnancy rumor reported had turned out to be true. I feel like Michelle Duggar would be going "DAMN GURL".

I need to know where all of these are from. I need to get my Bollywood on.

Oh my god. Where has this been my entire life? I strive to be clean but I need a schedule that is broken down and not so overwhelming. THANK YOU.

I'm so mad about Drunk Crying Girls losing I don't even know what I just voted for.

oh shit dude. That would be tragic.

These stories make me grateful for the managers at my last job (dining services at my university).

Have you read Alice Hoffman? I think she does magical realism beautifully, swirls of gloom and New England stoicism. She wrote Practical Magic, after all.

Oh, good! I'm glad. :) Be well, and swim in peace.

Well, it took me forever to get through my degree. Most of my 20s have involved being in school and worrying about school. I'm ready to find out what it's like to simply be an adult who works and pays bills and stuff.