My sister is nearly 32, I'm nearly 29. My mom STILL goes "Shiiiiiit. What was I thinking?"

April Ludgate? Is that you? ;)

I love his dancing in Love, Actually and will occasionally go back and rewatch that scene a couple of times when watching it by myself.

I'm laughing so hard at this. "you're a thing." Was that also accompanied by "shit, man, what did I DO?"

This is the only correct way to behave with one's chosen mate.

I've tried a couple primers (whatever my mom has lying around) but haven't really found one that speaks to me, you know? Basically I have the lip and eye thing figured out but the rest of my face is still...learning. Do you have a particular primer you like?

I can't be the only one who frequently reads "Rancic" as "Rancid", right?

Your last sentence has MURDERED ME.

ALSO GUYS THERE IS A SONG ABOUT RACOONS. It's by SJ Tucker (singing with Tricky Pixie) and it's called "Tough Titty Cupcakes." YOU ARE ALL VERY WELCOME IT'S AMAZING GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW. RIGHT FUCKING MEOW.

Fun fact: racoons are sometimes active during the day without being sick. They don't sleep from dawn till dusk, particularly if they're nursing mothers or are otherwise having a hard time finding enough food during the night.

Y'all, I hate my foundation. Like I've tried several things and don't like any of them. They always just kinda slide off my face and don't seem to actually cover my trouble areas (my chin breaks out sometimes and is also sometimes a bit dry and flaky). I have pretty normal oil levels and don't have a ton of breakouts…

omg. That's meeeeeeean.

You shut your mouth about pulled pork barbecue. That is the food of the gods.

I have so many feelings about provolone and most of them come down to "eeeuuuugh why do you melt so strangely, provolone?"

That looks like something you'd find in a medical textbook.

They're not part of the South though. The Mason-Dixon is arbitrary as hell. There are fairly distinct cultural differences between even Maryland and, say, most of Virginia, let alone North Carolina and lands south of there.

There's always one. Always.

We had 2 for NC, one in elementary school and one in middle school. Different aspects of history and social studies though.

I...I...

Oooooh. I feel for you. I work with kids and dealing with crushes (...or creepy behavior) is so hard.