This is the most amazing comment I have ever read on Jezebel. Full stop. I read it aloud to my roommate and we are both HELPLESS with laughter.

I think it is indeed a southern dish. I grew up eating it.

I don't really know a lot about the different kinds of coffee drinks besides hot/cold and flavors. I don't care about foam/no foam, or what they do to the milk, I just want (temperature), (flavor), sweet and caffeinated. I'm always mildly puzzled by people who're super strict about their fancy coffee.

Sir Pinkham, I was having an absolute Monday of a Monday morning and needed a distraction. I thought, I wonder if BCO is up, that will surely perk me up. Lo and behold, THERE IT WAS, bless your ever-snarking soul.

I literally heard a sizzling sound in my head from this burn.

Taintsurfer is an amazing insult.

What is happening with the fit on this piece? Tim Gunn would be concerned.

my thoughts exactly. It actually made me queasy to imagine the taste.

I think I do want to do research. I've really enjoyed my research experience as an undergrad—I got extraordinarily lucky and transferred to my current university right as a newly-hired microbiology professor was beginning his job here, and was in the first class he taught here. I was able to get in at the ground level…

I literally LOLed. You are great.

YEAH! Good luck to you! I hope you get in somewhere! Where are you thinking of applying? I'm looking at Kent St, GWU, Pitt for sure, and am still working on the others...the U of Washington has my FAVORITE program, but I'm skeptical about my chances of getting in there.

Some programs are, some aren't, I think. There's a lot of variety, which is part of the problem...I'm having trouble narrowing it down, you know?

OMG. That sounds amazing! I think working for Doctors Without Borders would be THE coolest. I too would love to be in a position to really help people. I don't know that I'd be right for a nursing program or anything, but I definitely love working with people. I love that you got to learn statistical coding-I am oddly…

This gives me so much hope. Thank you! ❤❤❤

Are you going to go on and do a PhD? Where do you want to work? What was your focus in epi on? TELL ME HOW YOUR LIFE WAS. :D

Hey Jezzies. I just started my first grad school application yesterday and the anxiety made me feel slightly nauseous. But I'm building a list of programs I'm going to apply to, and I'm just...hoping I'm making the right choice. I've spent a lot of time and energy investing in a microbio-focused degree (including two…

It was really kind of you to message him and try to help. Even if he didn't respond, you made the effort, and maybe that made the difference for him. You know? And honestly, "it will get better" and "it will be okay" sometimes...I don't actually like to say those things OR hear them because most people logically know…

Right on. Taking that step is huge, but it usually pays off. Cheers!

I actually feel kinda like this too. I don't want to hear "it'll be okay" unless you're making a very concrete plan for how it's going to be okay.

My current favorite OKC exchange: