makes you think

I love how totally bat-sh*t the original idea was...

Huge...tracts of land, you say?

“Cut bait” means, literally, to cut fish into smaller pieces to use as bait to catch other fish.

I appreciate the pixelation. Must’ve been a Japanese person’s phone.

Won’t more face-sitting lead to more taint?

Not to be cynical, but after 20 years...

A BGE will set you back $1000 for a large with a stand and side tables. You will get $100000000000000 of meat smoking enjoyment out of it, so it’s a good return on investment. I used to be pretty good with the Weber kettle, but when I upgraded to the Egg, it changed my world. Like, there were little angels circling…

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

A number of years ago, Mike and Mike were a driving factor for me to switch from car commuting to bike commuting. Totally changed my life for the better. A super interesting, smart, edgy, or funny show would not have forced my hand like that.

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

“You get the Show!”

We hate the porgs we do!

Elite level comment.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Well, there will be a ship named after him, but it will probably be in the Russian navy.

I love these articles but being a Patriots fan it’s always such a bummer having to wait so long for you guys to get to them.

This site is just overrun with Scipio fanboys.