It also substitutes as a fleshlight.

I’m forwarding this to my parents, and explaining to them that these are the people they share beliefs with, the people they vote to support, and the reason we don’t speak much anymore.

It couldn’t be that expens... **Sees price**, **chokes on coffee**

Get this un-American drivel off Jalopnik. We all know AR-15 is the only right answer.

I don’t like Facebook either and don’t have an account with them.

“The illusion of innovation” - I really like that phrase. I work for a startup that has struggled with a real physical product, made here in the US, that essentially nobody else in the world could replicate (well, they could potentially look at our patents and try to figure it out). This product is essential to…

My ex is a tall girl™ and I enjoyed watching her face when she’d see another tall girl™ in the world - the eye contact solidarity thing was lovely. I do the same, only with short boys™ as I am 5' (we made an interesting visual pair).

I actually thought when I first saw it that it was one of Frank Gehry’s works.

In this economy, he was probably working as a back up camera smh

Precarious? In India and Southeast Asia that’s just the daily commute.

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

Beltalowda!  Let’s go make some Ceres Saltwater Taffy!

hey, remember when obama was gonna take away everyone’s guns and turn this country into some islamo-fascist wunderland? so he had 8 years to get that done and instead, he cleaned up the economy a bit, rehabilitated the country in the eyes of the world with personal grace and dignity and oh, yeah, had bin-laden rubbed…

Someone should remind them it will be up and running in time for the next Democratic President.

The federal government is building a database to keep tabs on individuals?

GRUMPY CAT IS DEAD!!!!!

- A bank account with $3-5k just set aside for an emergency repair

Now that’s how you export freedom.