Say what you want about the Mormons, but I don’t think they are responsible for hallucinations. 

Honestly, this whole debate is dumb.

Maybe save the complaints for when she makes the Secret Service buy merch at the bookstore. You know, like Trump charging them for literal drinking water at the clubhouse.

Not even remotely a close comparison.

People tend to be less fiscally conservative than socially conservative. Start by increasing “support” programs, expanding eligibility for Medicaid, expanding debt support and subsidies. Going whole hog on “free healthcare and free college” becomes a social issue and the country isn’t ready yet. I’m in full support of…

My Barron. My freakishly tall Barron. He’s very tall. And immune. My immune Barron. He’s very immune. Like me, and Melania. We’re all very immune.

Chevy will sell you a Bolt in the next 30 minutes if you ask.

It just keeps getting better.

Time for Ford to rekindle the bromance with Mazda and cram a rotary back there. It’s the perfect application for a rotary. You want something small, rotaries are very small. Rotaries are way inefficient outside of a small RPM window, but as a range extender it would always be in the sweet spot.

I’d use casinos.

Their family is proof that evil is hereditary. 

Sounds about white.

Yeah, I’m really disappointed to learn that I agree with Trump on anything.

He’s not the only one...

I’m forwarding this to my parents, and explaining to them that these are the people they share beliefs with, the people they vote to support, and the reason we don’t speak much anymore.

Get this un-American drivel off Jalopnik. We all know AR-15 is the only right answer.

“The illusion of innovation” - I really like that phrase. I work for a startup that has struggled with a real physical product, made here in the US, that essentially nobody else in the world could replicate (well, they could potentially look at our patents and try to figure it out). This product is essential to…

My ex is a tall girl™ and I enjoyed watching her face when she’d see another tall girl™ in the world - the eye contact solidarity thing was lovely. I do the same, only with short boys™ as I am 5' (we made an interesting visual pair).

In this economy, he was probably working as a back up camera smh

Precarious? In India and Southeast Asia that’s just the daily commute.