Sanders is better still.

A broken clock is still right two times a day.

I honestly don’t think he IS. Whenever he speaks, he sounds like me when I was 13 and rilly rilly into Nietzsche and Anton Le Vey and self-congratulation about how much smarter I was than all the sheep, only he’s usually higher than I was.

I thought it was known that he used steroids? Wouldn’t that make this a lot easier? As we get older (past the age of 30) we suffer at least 2 problems: one is that the amount of growth factor hormones in our blood stream decreases, but the other is that the 212 types of penultimate stem cells we have (to generate the…

“Registered Republican” ruined it for me.

GAHHHH one more. Sorry, but I love it.

My mom waited until I was a grown and married lady to tell me this story.

My mom is a total badass. In the early 90s she filed a complaint against her employer for gender discrimination. She won and that’s why my very middle class parents have a beach house. Also, when my brother was diagnosed with dyslexia, his teacher very kindly tried to reassure my mother that a learning disability did…

A few years ago (before I was married) on April Fools I texted my mom mid conversation, “Btw, I’m pregnant”.

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

On a scale from “old toilet used as a flower planter” to “my dad is also my grandpa”, this is a “found hiding under a kiddie pool on an episode of Cops”.

Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”

And that makes you part of the problem.

Double-commenting but can we have a show of hands for all the women who have experienced being in a group of guys that treat you just like this? Holy shit, it’s happened to me once or twice and it’s the most infuriating thing. There’s seriously no way to win. If you get mad, you’re a bitch just like they thought. If…

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Warren.

Sanders

Step 1: Cut off half my hair and dyed it bright purple at the suggestion of the cute boy in physics with whom I was now free to make out at will (a delightful fact I promptly took non-monogamous advantage of).
Step 2: Put on 20 pounds of muscle doing gymnastics and ballet, earning an ass that got me proposed to weekly…

They’ve been interviewing teachers from that area to talk about what happened Monday. A story going around is that the police heard about a threat, so they shut down public transportation, created the barricade with their shields, and then when the students were let out of school they had no way to leave. There’s some…

Severing the spine of a 25 year old man is a criminal act.