I'm not going to call you scum, because I love your posts. I'm also not going to tell you to "read a book" because anyone who uses that phrase is asking to be punched.

However, with all due respect, and I know this is cliché, I honestly can't fathom how people who would never hurt a cat or dog can be okay with eating…

So I work in ag policy and I kid you not, one of my old bosses thought plant welfare was the next big issue. He told the entire grains industry as such. I googled it and found nothing. When you can't even find someone on the internet to agree with you, you know it's bad.*

As a horse person, I can tell you the picketers give those of us who are legitimately anti-horse consumption a bad name. The horse meat being served is from a tainted, unregulated food chain. Every horse, from pleasure to high level show, is given Ivermectin, bute, and a whole slew of drugs not approved for human…

The whole idea that it's a competition is ridiculous. Disregard the person and tactics in this video above. You're suggesting that someone can't try and advocate ending torture of animals in certain situations because people are suffering. People are capable of working toward multiple causes and having sympathy for…

Why are the hot ones always so cray-cray?

are there serious issues with massive farming?

Oh god, yes. Nasty, aggressive, ugh. They scare me. I would like to eat more of them.

Goose is great too. We should really eat more geese. They are the true pinnacle of Avian Assholes.

Not even that tasty, though. Like, they are way more asshole than tasty in my experience.

#notalldudes

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

I feel like this meta highlights the problem with Jez's no update/no edit policy, 'cause people are totally gonna miss this in the comments.

in a gloriously ironic error considering the subject matter, I incorrectly referred to Telostylinus angusticollis as fruit flies. They are neriid flies. I could lie and say I was just trying to reinforce my point with a misleading headline but, in reality, I just read the term fruit flies so many times in the…

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

like what's more inconvenient? 5-15 minutes of not hearing music

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

I read another article that said a symphony spokesperson said they wished the protesters would have stayed for the whole show. This is attention-getting protest at its best; the performance itself wasn't ruined and the concert organizers and audience members were cool about it.

According to Mama CaptainBromerica, who was there that night, they did it right after intermission and before the orchestra starting playing and were all paying customers. (Since apparently people are saying they snuck in?? Okay, STL. Okay.) She says they were very nice and it was a very moving experience.

I understand that Jezebel cannot possibly remain focused on serious issues at all times. I get it. I've had many good laughs here. However, this is the sort of article I've been waiting to see for far too long.

More of this and less fangirl squealing for pop stars, please.