Yes, I am. I understand why from a geopolitical/economical stands people seem to want borders, but at a human level I actually do think borders shouldn't exist.

Borders shouldn't exist :/

The Fifth US Circuit Court has just upheld the Texas law imposing draconian restrictions on abortion clinics. All but 7 clinics in the entire state will immediately be forced to close and more than 1 million women will have to drive more than 300 miles roundtrip for abortion services. Rick Perry is the literal…

I didn't either, really, though the last one practically doesn't even bother making it an allegory any more. But then I watched the movies they made and was like "Holy cow, how did I NOT realize that Aslan = Jesus like, immediately?"

I know! I probably spend more time talking to my cats then my husband. Granted, it's less full conversations then "Mama's little poo poo head," "Mama's little squirmy wormy," and "GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SINK," but...

Welcome to fifty years in the future, where hamburgers eat people and fucking your 16 year old student is never okay.

Exactly. If Narnia were a real place (divorced from all the Jesus metaphors), it would make me the happiest person on the world. I would LOVE to believe in that. Alas, I do not.

It is worth noting, I think, that this phenomenon does not really apply to vast swaths of LA. The kooky rich white hippies in the West Side enclaves? Sure. The magical-thinking industry hopefuls in Hollywood? Absolutely. The young hip bohemian and creative industry types on the East Side? Oh yeah.

But if you…

"Happy Samhain"? I'd think they're rather grumpy and morose and stuff.

Me too.

I believe that, in the future, the world will be a better place.

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

We have prioritized the female sexual experience

Do Benjamin Skanklin!

I've been going as sexy historical figures for years now. Teddy Ho-seevelt, Harriet Beecher Ho, Edgar Allan Ho.

Too many young men these days pressure young women into things undesired and forbidden. It is the mark of a true, old-fashioned gentleman to respect the fact that every young woman is another man's future wife. And we all know that it would be a dreadful, terrible sin to bring another man's wife into intimacy. Why…

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Cute!

I've been taking my daughter to GWAR since she was twelve. She's 18 now and has gone to the last two shows without me, that freaking RAT. She sent me this article under the heading MOM NO FUCKING WAY YES!!!! and I didn't even get on her for the eff word.