She was practically whinnying they were so big.

I’m not sure how much more of Brittany’s “Jax did a bad thing, but I’m going to let it go because it was just for the show anyway he knows he did something bad” I can take. Ain’t nobody that big of a rube.

Same. I was team Katie for so long but I had this moment when Lala was actually trying to give a legit apology, as best as my precious Lala can (I’m obsessed with her but also feel like she needs a big sister who can help her with life advice and to turn the wheels back slightly when she revs up. I would be that for…

Kristen was on WWHL and she seemed uncomfortable closing her mouth, like the veneers were big or something.

The irony is that she has a style blog too 😂😂😂😂

Lala came up to her at Sur and tried to chat a little (“How was your weekend?”) and Sheana lost about 3 pints of blood before stammering (basically) “Katie doesn’t want me to talk to you!!!”

But that’s the genius of this show. So many of us Angelenos have had moments of this in our 20s, but we grew the eff up and got jobs and dignity. The fact that these people are mostly in their 30s and still living like this is why it’s such an interesting train wreck.

It’s funny how they treat Ariana as a pariah for staying in the middle, but they’re THE WORST. I don’t understand why anyone wants to be friends with the Heathers.

These girls, yes girls because women don’t act like this are horrible human beings. The way they treat other people. Epitome of LA, Hollywood nightlife. Gross.

The whole scene of the three of them ganging up on scheana saying she can’t talk to anyone Katie doesn’t approve of made my skin crawl. They’re so high school mean girl.

No matter what she’s wearing, Katie always looks like she read some blogger’s tip to “wrap yourself in cheesecloth!” and took it seriously.

I’m on season 2, the season in which Katie thought it would be a great idea to dye her hair egg yolk orange. What cracks me up the most are all the confessionals where she’ll talk shit about someone else’s style. Like, girl - your hair looks DISGUSTING, maybe don’t come at other people. Glass houses and all that.

I have to admit, he delivered it well too. It needed a bitter British accent.

I dunno. Stassi’s game has gotten seriously weak. Also really hated her excusing Katie’s violent emotional abuse of everyone but especially of her own fiance as “that’s just what girls do”.

Katie is insufferable. She used to be the mousey girl in the background and has graduated to be the Fern Mayo, ahem “Vylette”, or Heather Duke of the bunch. This episode was disgusting with the firing squad they put on Sheena. Grow the fuck up.

ALSO. I hate James, but when he yelled at Jax to make some “Cosmopolitans! PumpTIIINNIIIIS!” .... I was delighted.

Katie is the literal worst. You explained it so well. I feel so bad for Tom. When he tried to talk to her and she got all pissed off and ate sad salad was hilarious. She acts like drunk James then gets all holier than thou when shes called out. And Scheana needs to run far, far away from those other girls. So fucking…

It was a shock to watch Stassi and Kristen so cowed by another female--especially one as beta as Katie.