They aren’t taking pictures of a comet because it’s pretty, duh. If only there were some scientific information to be gleaned from a clear photo of a comet... 

Except Starlink isn’t the kinda shit astronomers are trying to look at? It gets in the way of seeing activity in space.

99% of the world couldn’t locate Brunei on a map, but they know the guy in charge of the place is an asshole.

I guess vandalizing a Maserati is pretty bad, but not quite as bad as creating a vile, discriminatory theocracy.

It is an alternate universe, and every single one of his movies takes place in it. Sharon Tate lived, Hitler was killed in a movie theater thus ending WWII, and the n-word apparently flows like water 

Everything in that book should be rejected tbh

Was that the rejected title for Catcher In The Rye?

“Why did you turn?”

After all, “A rendezvous in space isn’t as easy as just pointing and thrusting.”

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

I’m going to leave this as a comment on every single blog about a camouflaged prototype from now on.

Dear Enthusiasts,

Believe it or not, it’s not about you. I know, you fell in love with a car a long time ago, a car you thought was beautiful and perfect and rear wheel drive and... well, that car is gone. The problem is, no one else wanted it or cared that it was rear wheel drive.

Most people weren’t buying them because they had RWD to begin with. As was mentioned, Audi and MB are already FWD/AWD in this segment.

This is for wealthy people’s college-age daughters. They don’t care about driving dynamics.

The X1 & X2 are both FWD biased & share a platform with MINI. The X2 in particular is really quite fun to drive. BMW knows how to make cars...And outside in the real world most BMW customers can barely figure out how to operate most of the functions & tech on these cars...they don’t care which wheels do the driving. I’…

My buddy Theseus was wondering the same thing. I’ll let him know when we come to a consensus.

I’d like to start the new year right with my favourite Jalopnik post of all time.

Who is more in touch with the youths?

Every line in "Deacon Blues"