Have you tried talking to scientists?

Considering how I have the driving version of Mr. Miyagi as a father (2 accidents in 36 years) I am in good hands to not end up like this asshat.

I like news-talk radio, so my car has a good AM radio. (Yes, I am 18 years old, and I like talk radio. I like to stay on top of the news.)

330Ci, with the turn signals package (Old joke, I know.). A fantastic first car (228 HP is more than enough to have a stupid grin, but not too much. It's my first car (We couldn't find any reasonable condition E39 530i's, so on a whim we went to look at this 330Ci.) I adore it, and drive it very carefully. I am a…

I use various spiking gels on my cats, and arrange the spikes in such a way that when I run my fingers over them, they play sweet music.

Good choices. I have always liked the E39 M5.

Well they sound tinny when you get them from Mr. Gere.

What do you have now?

Yeah? Well I use a turntable powered by a hamster housed inside an old airline beverage cart.

My car has no iPod kit. I import all my music into my computer uncompressed. I prefer CD's.

That car has $wag. Not just swag, but $wag. #hatesthetermswag #thinksitshoulddieapainfuldeath

Fuckin a! What M3's did you have?

Hey hey hey! I use my signals, I go slowly in front of grocery stores as well as other businesses, and I also drive the limit. Not all of us BMW drivers are asshats. I will admit this video is pretty damn funny.

Shoulda been driving a 330Ci. Fast enough for fun, yet not too fast.

He directed the BMW film with the Z4, Gary Oldman, and James Brown called "Beat The Devil."

If it is good in gladiator movies, is it good in Turkish prisons and mens gymnasiums?

I think his parents are dead.

Only an Acura? Not impressed. #justkidding

It's a HotWheels, and I grabbed it at Target about a year ago.

Granted it came out after my childhood, but I have a McLaren F1 GTR loitering on my desk.