lol let me die

This sister wife crazy bullshit is compelling…by compelling I mean where is my popcorn.

Ugh. Maybe I'm just hormonal today or something but your story makes me want to cry. That would definitely be my favorite, too.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

I was working at a kid's bookstore when the DNC came to Boston, and a TON of celebs were in town for it, weirdly. I saw Larry King (no lie he was walking alone downtown, talking to himself), and one day at the bookstore a bunch of us workers were standing around, not being remotely helpful to any patrons, discussing…

Although I'm sure he gives nary a fuck what I think, Suge Knight is a lawless asshole who needs to be confined in such a manner that no one else is assaulted, murdered or inconvenieced.

Well if the rumors are true he helped set up Tupac, so that counts...

I hate to have to say this, but...

"I can't believe he would do something like that" -Nobody Ever

i just can't fathom this. It is just too horrible.

("Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly).

I heard that Ashley I. made out with a hotdog once.

He is SO BORING. Even if he's not, he's a personality virgin.

Are we not talking about the fact that he:

My favourite part was Ashley I.'s face when Becca said she was a virgin too and Ashley I. realized she couldn't be the token virgin anymore.

Studies show that no girl who has random hookups ever gets married. You're either a hookup girl or a marrying girl, no exceptions.

For real. Por que no las dos? I had a few hookups in my youth, but now I'm preparing for my wedding. Virginity doesn't even matter in this culture. It's not like your in-laws are going to be waiting outside your bedroom, to be presented with a blood-stained sheet.

YES