I adore Kanye. He's creative and a narcissist and wants all of us to be our best creative, narcissistic selves. I hope you get a croissant today, Kanye.

It's interesting how he switches the subject here from himself and from what entertainers do, to Kim:

I'd classify it as a slightly shady burn - it's a burn, but he didn't call Ray J out by name, making it slightly shady. We need Kara to adjudicate.

How do you know a restaurant owner is stealing wages?

Not enough guns and Jesus.

The costume contest is great, but my favorite part is when they battle to the death inside the arena.

It's like house keys, a wallet, or a sense of shame. If you make sure to leave it in the same place every time, you'll be sure to find it when you need it.

Between "she reaches around and finds my clitoris" and Nene saying Claudia Jordan's clit has left her body, I'm concerned. Should I put a micro tracking chip in mine?

Unfortunately, it's very true. If one partner starts doing something totally unexpected that perhaps requires a bit of processing, it can significantly alter the mood. I once hooked up with someone who had kind of warbling moan/ scream that was extraordinarily high pitched when he came. Higher than what I can hit as a…

were you supposed to buy sex lessons or something with those $200?

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

Plz try

That widow is a Angelina stan let's keep it real here.

He is SO going to let her fall.

Inarguably.

He was convicted based on Jay's inconsistent testimony. That's terrifying.

The tower that pings there has a radius of several miles. That evidence means nothing.

wait. you can cut a dick with a scissor?