Jax is anysexual

Hola Lovers! I'm just aging in reverse, no biggie!

It's not award season until Guliana makes an ass out of herself in cringeworthy fashion on a red carpet.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

Christina Aguilera.

Of course NOW there would be a short dress thing, likely making them easier to find. I wanted a short or t-length dress but I also wanted luxe fabric and styling that comes with a fancy, expensive dress. I was willing to spend for designer but the wedding dress designers weren't making what I wanted. Maybe I should…

I, for one, sincerely appreciate you taking the time to express what must be a horrifically painful time for you and your family. Your son sounds like he is in the midst of some unbelievably strong suicidal ideation, and as a parent myself, I cannot imagine the horror of seeing your child go through that. I hope…

Yeah - she is radiating happiness in these photos. She's standing their naked, and not even giving half a shit about seducing us. And it works.

Her joyfulness is pretty wonderful, isn't it? Weirdly, it's not the nakedness that make the pictures worth looking at—what makes them so compelling is the fact that she's clearly having enormous, mischievous fun. It's oddly charming.

"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.

I think that one of the most important factors in a happy marriage is being able to come to terms with the fact that your happy marriage is not always going to be happy. Shit happens, life is tough, living with someone forever is not an easy thing to do. To attempt to do it harmoniously forever is impossible. Keep…

The separate blankets thing isn't really necessary in my marriage. He runs hot so he pushes them all off at night, allowing me to make them into my safe hibernation burrow. Then when I get up, he cocoons himself to block out the morning light, emerging as a cranky, hairy butterfly around 9am.

There are no secrets, it's a crap shoot....a role of the dice. People change, as does the world around us. I am a very different person now than I was 21 years ago. So is he. If you can adjust to the ebbs and flows of life, you are probably going to fair better than most.

A hint many people need to learn: know when to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

Noth will be one spoiled rotten individual

That mom is my kindred spirit. What the fuck is the point of pushing a melon out of your hoo-hah if you don't get to point and laugh when it grows up into a hilariously inept toddler?

Nothing brings us adults more joy than messing with the unsuspecting minds of toddlers! This reminds me of the baby meeting her dad's twin for the first time...

ARE ALL OF THESE MEN REALLY GOOD LOOKING OR IS IT JUST ME. ESPECIALLY THE 2ND GUY