I really think she just has no idea how to use bronzer. Bronzer abuse, so to speak. Plus, WTF mascara.

And yet, this is ok by facebook? *le sigh*

That cat is So High on fried soup right meow.

I was happy to hear it tied/beat (depending on your source... NPR was reporting a tie) Planes.

Sorry, \sarcasm

We can then use the files on us generated by Zombies Run! to develop that ideal post-apocalyptic community we've always wanted!

But but... the Daily Mail is just such great infotainment!

Translation:

I liked, "Tobias, what do you think the slaves should do once they are freed?"

This would have been a way better book of poetry if, instead of contributing more poems, Desiree contributed commentary. As in, "See here, where Chris is observing observers observe stuff? I really think he's great at word choice!" And then we could see Chris comment back, "Are you mocking me?" and she'd say, "Wow,…

OMG, this is hilarious. I would love to meet the girl that spent $20 on a false pregnancy test. This is also probably the person that needs the directions on the shampoo bottle. This person is a unicorn.

What a great choice of speech! +10 for creativity.

The Day The Internet Fell Silent.

Soooooo... does that mean Mr. Eastwood will now have two empty chairs to deal with? That crazy koot!

This is now on my list of things to do... maybe I can coerce my book club into doing it with me... mwahahahaha!

middle school literature, how I miss thee!

You know, that thought occurred to me earlier today and I almost asked about it. Makes sense to me. Thanks for the info!

Shout-out to Bunnicula! WOOT!

Horrible, no-good-any-way-you-look-at-it situation aside, can we talk a little bit about how crazy a set of laws has to be to penalize both the patient and the doctor for a voluntary procedure, then INCREASE the penalty if the doctor fucks it up because, presumably, lack of practice? So, if we assume they penalize two…