I can almost hear the shot-grunts/screams just looking at their faces. For example:

The parents of the main character (the girl in the poster) were divorced because they were married when they got the TiMER, which showed they weren't soulmates, so they broke up. But the implication was that you wouldn't bother having a serious relationship with anyone other than who your wristband said you should be…

It was, about a month ago, so as long as they haven't rotated it out, you should be able to watch it.

No, I don't think we have only one soul mate, so I wouldn't wear one. Plus, it really seemed to fuck with their heads, especially those poor teenagers.

This reminds me of this quirky movie I found on Netflix one rainy sunday afternoon.

As in, I think this IS taylor swift fanfic.

Rule 34, my friend.

I also heard Sen. Lewis on my lunch break. I was 15 minutes late getting back to work, and it was totally worth it.

Maybe if they wheel in a TV and play the VMAs on loop, Tian Tian will get the idea?

All I'm doing is pointing out the inherent sexism in the general acceptance of women wanting to look constantly cheerful (ala mona lisa), which is thrown into visible relief by how generally creepy a male version of the mona lisa would be.

It's pretty clear how icky this surgery is, but it's even more icky when you think about how weird it would be for a man to want it. Perma-smile woman? Ok, sure. Perma-smile man?

I'm willing to believe that's one he's actually gotten, either in response to the ad, or as a complaint IRL.

The only thing I'd add to that is, this is a compilation of "girlfriends" he's heard about in movies or other media. Because I can't imagine him ever, even just a little, putting himself in a position where he might hear about honest, real-life issues like court dates and work schedules from women.

How dare he speak at some commie-bastard Equality Forum! That's not representative of our values!!

Dear nation of USA,

They just seem oddly specific to me

Ha. I assume these are the only responses he got. Or they're part of a completely made up conversation he's having in his head right now with an imaginary correspondent.

I think I just read this guy's first-person fanfiction he wrote about Taylor Swift.

I guess this is just the next step in normalizing homosexual relationships in the general population. So yay? Yes, definitely yay.