That face gets her double breakfast all the time.

Thanks! Right now, she's sleeping on the floor in the living room. Right next to her bed. Dog, the bed is 2 feet to your left! Gah!

My rescue pit bull mix, Angel, is a certified therapy dog. I take her to nursing homes and rehabilitation centers, where she helps people with memory, socialization, dexterity, sensory integration, and a number of medical treatments. Pit bulls are a very intuitive breed, I've found. They are very focused on people and…

Ankle bracelet? She strikes me as the leather ankle bracelet type...

Oh.. oh god... I... no... put it away, Burt, please!

Convicted in the court of public opinion by Resting Bitch Face? Potentially.

Please tell me the sno-cone guy wasn't trying to be righteous and Stand His Ground (his snowy, snowy ground) at the same time as selling his flavored ice water?

That's amazing. Sad, and yet car-wreck-like riveting.

YEaaaaah, the more someone tries to sell me something by saying Trust Me! the less I do.

Back when I lived in a rural part of North Carolina (outside Goldsboro, in Wayne County, where the average income was around $16,000 a year), there was a pawn shop that had one of those marquee-style signs with permanent lettering above and below that said "Jesus Saves!" so it often looked like Jesus was saving 30%…

VERY good point. Only Menz on the motorcycles! Save the monkeys!!

I'm starting to think these things are more like smearing chicken blood on your front steps, to ward of evil heathen demons, rather than to promote American God Love. I know I'd drive right past that place, if I was looking for an apartment.

LOL @ dry-clean-only baby clothes. LOLSOHARD.

I totally believe that.

Godless heathen high five

Can't... Help... It... *cough*mormon*cough*

I get irrationally offended on behalf of Christians (I'm not, although I grew up very devout) when I see that sort of thing... It seems to be prostituting the religion somehow.

This reminds me of the weird phenomenon I only started noticing when I moved to North Carolina (but maybe it's all over and I was very unobservant?), where random businesses here tout their Christian-ness even when the service or product has nothing to do with religion. Want a lawn care service that also serves the…

They may have tried that, and when North puked on it, they took it away until she can appreciate the finer things.

Men are also statistically more likely to end up brain dead from a motorcycle accident. No more menz on the motorcycles! Just wimmenz! Men can only be on motorcycles if they ride in those little side cars. And if they are monkeys.