No, I know it's a legal thing and complicated. But my version is funnier :)

Answering a troll to provide citation (that literally took me 3 seconds on google to find)

The part that blows me away about all this (and yet, is so so predictable) was how long these negotiations took (I think I heard they started Monday?). I picture it something like this:
Lawyer: Bob, this is some seriously heavy shit. You need to resign.

a million times ^

Some of my fellow Jezzies might think "Troll!" when reading your comment, but let's address your points, as you write them out very reasonably. The American justice system would say he is not charged with a crime, although he is neither guilty nor innocent without a trial. However, all the evidence stated in the…

I'm guessing not 100% of the blame is with the parents... this sort of cultural "knowledge" just floats around between young kids and gets absorbed, unless it's actively counteracted.

She'd probably get blamed for "forcing" a baby on this Neanderthal, in that case.

That "false reports" crap is so pervasive among young men, they just absorb it without even realizing it... Even Mr BerkRie (a progressive guy with, generally, a good head on his shoulders) had to be disabused of that notion within the first month of our relationship.

Also, there's the "girl always wins" appropriation of victimhood that really burns me.

He stated that his whole life would be ruined, the girl always wins[8].

He stated that his whole life would be ruined, the girl always wins

What thoroughly meh advice! Seriously! "you need to be extremely discriminating and remain on the lookout for someone who actually deserves the honor of ushering you into the next sexual stage of life." *gag*

I'm irked by the caption under her picture. "Helped" to stop the gunman? Sounds like she stopped, full-stop, the gunman. Give the woman the credit, douchbags.

Wow, and I didn't even realize Kanye was any worse than your typical personal charity-having celeb/rich person. What a rotten human being!

You know who must feel ultra-shitty about all the attention being paid to "king" George? Prince Charles.

It's not about the money: "They were planning on giving it away to [Kanye's] charity anyway."

Did anyone else think, "Prince William’s Passion: New Father, New Hope,” sounded like Disney's working title for Starwars VII? Or a shitty romance novel? Both?

Favorite Video of the 2000s

If you want a different earworm, this one gets me every time: