Meh, it's just a zero, right?
BerkRie
ciaobella-usa
I think people were mislead (somewhat) by all the references to health care coverage in the letter. The true upshot of this is 300 employees (check yo math, jez... 1% of 30,000 is not 3,000) are having their hours cut, which has the side benefit of reducing the company's health care costs.
The company was started by a deeply Christian Asian-American couple. So you're not completely wrong. They emigrated from Korea in 1981.
I don't know, yours is way more fun to look at. I mean, kale chips are sexy and all, but what kind of six-pack can they have?
actually labeled "ranchier"
I worked with a research rat who bit me once (it was a rat who ran mazes, so it's not like I was hurting it), so I can see how that would put you off. I'll never have a rat as a pet.
I've always wondered if they make good pets... Are they as friendly and cuddly as they appear?
Jay Z looks like he just discovered a miniature family of gnomes living in the back of his wife's hair. And the gnomes are listening to Harry Belafonte.
Mr BerkRie needs that shirt. Thanks for the present idea!
I don't know about other people (because I'm not other people, mainly), but when I see a jackass going off at the security folks or bitching to others in line, I already think they're an asshole. I travel a ton, and I've had some pretty dumb things re-run through the machine (usually only on one leg of the trip), and…
IKR? the repetition makes it so much better.
Excessive parentheticals are great for conveying irony or humor. Poor Gordon is painfully earnest in all these excerpts, which makes them additionally painful. Yes, all the other stuff is probably worse, but if just the parenthetical is disqualifying, all the other stuff is obviously bad too.
Wow, I've never read about a guy trying so hard to talk himself out of a job before.