Great. Now I'm going to get 6 pissy texts from my mom with a link to this article and passive aggressive comments about how some people must really love their mothers.

I totally thought he was holding that bowl of apples like Yorick's skull.

Oh, yay! It's the Correlation/Causation Fun Train!

The crying wasn't at work, from what I understand.

Mentioning the crying in the original article could be interpreted as either an attempt to humanize a very powerful figure or an attempt to belittle her.

Suck it, Hootie. Literally.

This post made me think of this:

Pretty please, someone start a high-profile faith-based charity to do this... preferably with accompanying vaguely fish-shaped ribbon magnet for the bumpers of SUVs. Erotica Editors for Our Boys.

I'm an idiot. I totally spent 17 seconds trying to figure out why VH1 would do a "biopic" of The Learning Channel.

Snarky question to JeZen Masters (TM - BerkRie) out there... does taking a picture of something count as being mindful? I rather think it's the opposite, taking you out of the moment.

LOLsigh

LOLZ. I love me some random free kindle erotica, and some of it is hilariously unrealistic. For example, this one "BDSM" novella had a scene where the dom put toothpaste on all his partner's sensitive bits for a romantic touch. Apparently, it hurt so good.

I whole-heartedly agree on all points, but especially on the "big dicks ouch!" thing. Women have all different sizes of cooch, why wouldn't that mean there's a special snowflake dick out there to match?

I love Mr BerkRie. Not only did he watch this over my shoulder, he also commented "anal is just so... off-putting" and [3 minutes or less] "really? that doesn't seem right"

I don't know if this makes me happy because Equality or sad because Kids Be Dangerous.

Yearbooks >>>> Vacation photos

Oh God The Horror.

According to his owner, who bottle fed him as a kitten to make sure he survived, he lives a pretty normal cat life and purrs/interacts normally, not as if he's in pain.

Please tell me the article about to be posted is about kittens. That's the only way this might all work out ok.