Wow, when not even Paris, font of all that is high fashion and couture, doesn't buy your bullshit about "the look" of the sales staff being integral to "brand," you know you've overstepped.

Ah, Haunted Mansion stories... this should be a good set of threads all day long.

Or, at least, sexual selection?

IKR? Who gives up the opportunity to lie on Damian Lewis's crotch???

Also, she probably wears these:

Ick. This is like the couples version of those creepy "fashion photographers" who offer to take models' pictures "for their portfolios" but not pay them for their professional efforts. "But they get experience with ME and a couple of photos by ME. Did I mention MEEEEEeeeEEEee!"

You're krilling me now...

Don't be koi, out with it!

Ooo ooo, jokes! Why???

NEED MOAR FISH PUNS!!!

IKR? a very odd concept to apply to someone's butt.

I couldn't find a picture of his butt from this episode while on my work computer in an open cubicle, so I'll just go this far.

Yep, I think at that point it becomes more about context. And butt implants are probably one of the more inane, useless contexts that could be.

Right? Even if there was a "correct usage" for this word, this would be on another planet from that.

yes PLEASE!

Hands-down worst use of the word synergistic. Period.

Right?!? That's, like, baby name selection 101, people. After that, check for insulting nick names, but MONOGRAMS first! Gah!

IKR? It's a chance for them to pull some haters into their fold, or at least sell advertising to a wider target.

YES! that's IT! Tell me that would not be endlessly entertaining?!?!

Someone at Fox News needs to capitalize on this wonderful awkwardness. Picture it: full-on Crisis Mode (TM) graphic screen and desk environment, with the title: Shepard Describing Pictures on the Internet!