I can't wait to see way Wiener's campaign posters get vandalized after this.

And then, his cat just "happened" to step on a random assortment of keys that "accidentally" spelled out "wanna see my dick?"

As long as there are White Russians to drink.

You're right, I am having a hard time coming up with a scenario where "This would be better if The Dude were here" is not an appropriate reaction.

I think all car buying scenarios would be better with The Dude

OOooh, yes! She'd definitely checking out the Doctor, I see it now!

Curious as to how Doug and Ian upped the ante from last year, I searched for a plot synopsis for Monopoly Man Pit. I found this:

I hope the formatting of these comments doesn't change, because right now, on my screen, your gif is giving Loose_Seal's Doctor Who gif the side eye. Which is awesome.

I really don't want to be that person, because the issues this article brings up are so very valid and important. However, the repeated apostrophe-as-plural for Obamas is really hard to ignore. Per the Chicago Manual of Style:

Yep yep. Their hair is made out of synthetic salt water taffy. Delicious but toxic.

So so weird. I feel a little dirty just reading this. The name of the holding company responsible for this nightmare is The Royal Council of the Real Fairyland, LLC. Is there a reason magical beings need an LLC?

Because the best way to "famous" is through the National Enquirer. Everyone knows that.

Yes, and now she has more data, because up until now, it's just been SOON.

Sshhhh! My mom is going to find out about it, fill it in for me, and send a screen shot. I'm totally fucked now.

I'm a little frightened about how they will decide to incorporate a women's event. I can see it going horribly wrong, like them only allowing women on the time trials but not the hills, or only in the more heavily populated legs near cities. Or worse, only as an exhibition on the last day through Paris. Like a kiddie…

A lady does not smell the ass of just any gentleman caller. I think there's an etiquette rule about asking permission and signed waivers.

Well, that explains all the stinky-ass* losers I dated before Mr BerkRie.

Yeah, this is the Rutgers case that everyone is citing, and he got very fired. Having been at very sports-oriented schools in my academic days, I can just say this behavior isn't that far out of the ordinary, just enough to suddenly spark outrage... as if complacency up until that point hadn't contributed. *pfft*

Rice crispie treats will be made as soon as I get home. Thanks Jezebel!!