I've never heard it stated that way, but it's perfectly understandable the way you've written it.

I think (totally just my opinion) it would have been funny integrated into the body of the video, but positioning it as a closing statement gave it more weight than just a joke and was an off note for me.

I am not Canadian (sadly), but I used to work for a Canadian company (several in a row actually) and spent several weeks in Ottawa in the summer two years ago. I got to see the patriotic laser lights show they projected up against the parliament building that told the history of Canada (I think it was designed by the…

I like America the Beautiful SO much better. It actually talks about our country's attributes, rather than wars and god and blowing shit up and random lights that make no sense.

I think that article/analysis says everyone's a douche in their own special way. We're like douchey snowflakes. Yay?

Wishful thinking? It's a much simpler song to memorize and sing. Plus, you know, GOD and stuff.

I plan to commit the lyrics you've written to memory and use them from now on. Long may it rave!

Oh so much stupid! So, in other words, Marc Anthony is way more American that most of the people criticizing him. Sheesh.

What is UP with all the "Mexican-Americans can't sing the national anthem" shit lately. Seriously, I've known plenty of ethnically Mexican families who've been here for way more generations than my family (my mom came from Italy when she was 6). Plus, who cares? Why does the actual nationality of the person singing…

I loved the guy who said (paraphrasing) that people think being tall and skinny will solve their problems, but tall skinny people have the same problems, just without the calorie counting. I loved almost all of this, except for the last 10 seconds where that guy said to strive for perfection (although I don't think he…

Metabolism, Shmemabolism! Bring me my Ranch Hose!!

Yo-yo dieting for Fun and Profit!

the most anticipated birth since the dawn of Twitter.

There is that. I was giving her a 10-year period in which she publishes a book, makes a reunion tour of talk shows, and dies, a martyr to her cuisine.

agreed. the pressure to orgasm (or the night is ruined!) can be overwhelming, distracting and ultimately counter productive

Prerequisite for post-apocalyptic humans. Other things required for post-apocalyptic survival:

I was all set to come over here and say "Women have higher rates of diagnosis for mental illness, birdbrainsbrothers, not the conditions themselves" but if it's self-reporting, that's even worse.

Why does Diddy hate waffle-weave long underwear, mommy? He's so mean to it!

Hopefully it will take the public a lot longer to forget Deen's offenses than these guys.

I was in no way comparing the offenses (dick shot/sexting does not equal bigotry/labor violations/evil), just the responses and how that ongoing support will, in the end, become the story instead of the offense.