Wishful thinking? It's a much simpler song to memorize and sing. Plus, you know, GOD and stuff.

I plan to commit the lyrics you've written to memory and use them from now on. Long may it rave!

Oh so much stupid! So, in other words, Marc Anthony is way more American that most of the people criticizing him. Sheesh.

What is UP with all the "Mexican-Americans can't sing the national anthem" shit lately. Seriously, I've known plenty of ethnically Mexican families who've been here for way more generations than my family (my mom came from Italy when she was 6). Plus, who cares? Why does the actual nationality of the person singing…

I loved the guy who said (paraphrasing) that people think being tall and skinny will solve their problems, but tall skinny people have the same problems, just without the calorie counting. I loved almost all of this, except for the last 10 seconds where that guy said to strive for perfection (although I don't think he…

Metabolism, Shmemabolism! Bring me my Ranch Hose!!

Yo-yo dieting for Fun and Profit!

the most anticipated birth since the dawn of Twitter.

There is that. I was giving her a 10-year period in which she publishes a book, makes a reunion tour of talk shows, and dies, a martyr to her cuisine.

agreed. the pressure to orgasm (or the night is ruined!) can be overwhelming, distracting and ultimately counter productive

Prerequisite for post-apocalyptic humans. Other things required for post-apocalyptic survival:

I was all set to come over here and say "Women have higher rates of diagnosis for mental illness, birdbrainsbrothers, not the conditions themselves" but if it's self-reporting, that's even worse.

Why does Diddy hate waffle-weave long underwear, mommy? He's so mean to it!

Hopefully it will take the public a lot longer to forget Deen's offenses than these guys.

I was in no way comparing the offenses (dick shot/sexting does not equal bigotry/labor violations/evil), just the responses and how that ongoing support will, in the end, become the story instead of the offense.

These do seem to be pretty minor requests from the jury. It's not like the taxpayers paid for their shopping spree at Nordstroms or got them Zim4Eva tattoos or something actually scandalous.

Interesting point. Would we be scrutinizing the jury at all (for being too girly, or any other criticism) if their outcome met our expectations? Probably not, they'd have been a non-issue.

I think the careers of these two men say a lot for the power of having a small, rabid group of vocal defenders. Just think, in a few more years, Paula Deen is going to put out a new cook book, and all anyone will say is, "Wasn't she the one everyone was all debate-y about a few years back? What was the issue again? I…

LOLSOBLOLagain

Awww yeaaaaaah. Since they can't really leave the room, the sheriffs would have to procure the "sexual health practitioners." Which leads to the fun thought of how preferences would be managed. Would they have to fill out a form to request the type of service and practitioner they want? *teehee*