YES! I don't want to have even one kid, why would I want to have to work with 435 of them?

I just knew it! She and Martha Stewart are freaking made for each other...

Either way, Tyra wants Second From The Left and Third From The Top to call her. The former really has the Smize (TM) down pat, and the latter knows how to tell a story with his/her body.

That is most likely true.

The only thing about white zin that makes the ponder happen is mixers. It's kind of a crime to mix lemonade or mango nectar (or both! go crazy! add some selzter!!) into a good Pinot Grigio, but white zin doesn't mind.

U guise, McCrory was a major shit show of a mayor (Charlotte, NC) before he became a colossal fecal fest of a governor, too. He's the one who set Wachovia up in their little feathered nest here in the Banking Capital Of The World (TM), brought the Panthers to the city ('cause that worked out well... Hi, Cam Newton,…

So, first thing they have to do is find a dying kid wants to meet Chris Brown. That is, without lying and saying he/she gets to meet literally anyone else.

*sigh* I had a long conversation with my mom (a lady republican elected official) last night about a term I coined just then, "blue-washing." She's definitely of the "I wish they would all just shut up for a minute" school of thought on fixing the problem male politicians have relating to women and minorities (she…

There are so many better summer beverages (prosecco FTW!) than white zin, but every time the thermometer climbs, I wonder if there's something I could do with it that would suddenly be a-MAZ-ing. Then I remember

I've totally pondered the white zin.

I've totally had that ponder about white zin.

I can beat you... I submitted my high school thesis project on 3.5," and wrote it on an Apple IIe.

ah, but do you have a device with a 3.5" drive?

To demonstrate my support (I'm a Pan-Whovian: nu-who's great old who's great yay everyone), I submit #5 does NOT always have celery in his lapel, just frequently:

From my mini-research a little earlier, there appears to be two variations. The first is kind of like what you're saying, and I think they use the leftover bits from the fried dough orders too, which is kinda gross. The second kind look like beignets or fritters, and they have a Pepsi filling, like little jelly…

I haven't tried it, because by the time I get around to eating the fried novelties at the NC State Fair, I'm usually pretty nauseous from the Mexican Corn/corn dog/pulled pork/milkshake/roller coaster combo I've subjected myself to. I can usually only stomach a fried oreo or two. They are, apparently, little doughnuts…

They do Fried Pepsi at state fairs, so I think we could figure out a way to fry frosting. This calls for an A-Team montage.

IKR? I remember Carmen's head being vaguely like that, but everyone else is just a blur.

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