Totally nailed it:

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To further illustrate, the Irish parliament has a bar (serving alcohol and everything) IN THE BUILDING with the parliamenting. I always thought this was a fascinating fact.

So, all of this is to get the extremely unexciting pictures of a large group of people/guards entering a hospital? Because it's not like they're going to see the birth from the sidewalk. I mean, I can understand twitter-stalking the royal account, but seriously, these are not good photos to illustrate "birth."

This was the only thing I could get for "angry minnie driver gif" on google:

If he's marrying her, I imagine she's not just the type that would roll with it, she's the type that would instigate it. Personally, I wish I'd thought of this... although Mr. BerkRie and I arrived together to our wedding, so it would have kind of been moot.

At least their boobs appear mostly normal, and the costumes don't appear to need anti-gravity double-sided tape.

Wow, Italy, thanks for proving my (Italian-American, incidentally) mother correct in a horrible way: "No matter how bad you think you've got it, some one always has it worse."

Plus, the reverse-peplum thing at her waist probably enhanced her hips. Maybe because they weren't human hips, it was ok?

SUPER THIGHS!! they defy physics, just like SUPER BOOBS!!

Sorry, my comment was poorly worded. I meant to imply no one should expect her to mess with her formula, so picking another pseudonym that obscures her gender makes sense.

*GASP* What have you done?!?! Disney Princesses don't have HIPS!!!!1!

The world can never have enough Fresh Prince and 90's dance.

Wasn't "J.K." originally meant to obscure her gender for the publication of Harry Potter, too? I can't see why she'd want to mess with an obviously successful formula.

Sooooo, does this mean my Take Back The Night t-shirt from a march in 2002 is now a de facto JT concert t? I don't know how to feel about that...

I second the laugh.

Rick Perry: "Wait, you mean that's not what 'hung jury' means? Someone get my Legal Systems Cliff Notes!"

OH MY GOD, what is DeNiro doing to LilBUB??? It's like he's squeezing the cute out of him! It's Goodfellas all over again (VHS TRAUMA for me)!

LOLSOB

I don't know Florida law, does a hung jury mean a retrial? Or, since it's Florida, do they just go best 2 out of 3 on Rock-Paper-Scissors?