Hm. As a potential mom who's pregnancy ended in chromosomal anomaly (luckily not an inherited problem), I can see the appeal here. However, I'm also a proponent of natural selection, where if your genes and your partner's genes aren't meant to make a baby, I think adoption is a better option for all involved. It will…

What happened to the fish fertilizer technique? That sounds like a brilliant solution that should not be abandoned (smelly but not harmful, kinda passive-aggressive, but better than the po-po), unless the fish objected?

In theory, I'd love a treadmill desk, but I imagine it actually going down something like this:

I get the impression their version of the bible was created by sending one through a shredder, then pasting it back together in random order. I'm not even christian, and I'm offended for christians that they call themselves such.

I think they like sign-making. And every third verse in the Bible... except Psalms and, like, that whole last half.

Wow, I never thought anything could happen in the world that would make me like Taylor Swift even a little bit. Thanks WBC!

Instead of racing down the highway, driving slowly past his school. Much more effective for the torture of 14 year old boys *evil grin*

Thanks, I'm sponging all the positivity I can from everyone right now.

I feel compelled to point out, CNN called it her "last stand" for no good reason. Stoopid CNN.

My favorite HK geekout:

• "You're Never Gonna Believe This" Said Jane

Dwayne recommends Miller High Life.

Any substance about which the flavor and color can actually be confused (as in, "What flavor is that?" "Blue") can be accurately described as fecal.

I know... They're amazing. Maybe a combination of expert body language skills and highly-sensitive chemical analysis via smell/taste. But Phooy knowing the baby was gone was a very powerful moment for me.

This is awesome. The next time my moron of a brother in law starts talking about how being gay is a choice, I can tell him how lucky he is to share his philosophy with Flavor Flav.

Totally. This was particularly weird, because Phooy (my cat) usually climbs on my chest and tucks his head under my chin, drooling excessively, when I'm upset or sick. So doing this strange thing in my lap as I lay down, refusing to look me in the eye and not purring, was very out of character. It's like he knew…

It's like somone's stupid cousin at the Oreo factory bought the machine that squirts two different flavor/colors of filling at the same time, and so now they have to keep coming up with nasty ways to justify the purchase of the machine. Otherwise stupid cousin Dwayne will get canned, and no one wants to have to help hi…

It will be interesting to see the data that comes out on this (how much it affects new biz development, rates of illness, etc).

Agreed. But as the child of European immigrants myself, I might have a better chance at accurately and completely conveying some of that experience to a child of European decent. Asia, Africa, and South America might be more of a problem. Effort counts for a lot, and if the child's circumstances were bad enough to…

Right?!? I'm annoyed that everyone's focusing on the use of a slur once, when the bigger issues are her discriminatory labor practices and compensation issues. Plus, just EWW on the plantation wedding theme.