You make an ass out of u and ming.

You edited the touchdown pass out but you left a retry of a preseason extra point. Doing God's work, sir.

That’s a big ol' FARTSLAM.

Carl also picked NFL games weekly in a bit on SVP’s afternoon show on ESPN Radio for four years or so.

Ted Leonsis doesn’t own the Nationals, Ted Lerner does.

Shifty - adds Night Shift toggle to the menu bar, and allows you to set certain apps to automatically turn it on or off.

Biggest asset is that the team owns the stadium outright, with no lease or public funding.

Worked at Best Buy in high school. This one clown I worked with was convinced that the not-yet-released PSP would play regular PS2 game discs and made sure to let customers know, despite having shown him evidence to the contrary. Needless to say, I got stuck cleaning up his mess the day after launch.

Cousins came into the restaurant I work at for dinner a couple nights ago.