Sorry sir, there’s a been a rash of robberies and you fit the description. Do you have any proof that this selection of fall squashes are yours? Put the delicata down...HE’S GOT A GUN!!

There’s someone who manages farm output for Black Google? Weird.

Hitman 3

Wonder Woman 1984 is unique in that it’s a standalone film without the burden of all the other DCEU films weighing it down, and yet it still manages to be a muddied, difficult to understand mess.

That's fine for a consumer Amazon review, but this is a gadget blog. It's a fair criticism for a Giz article. 

Exactly.  This is how you decipher an advertisement from a review.  

Yeah, it’s hard enough to read these things without assuming it’s an ad... avoiding details about the competition, while claiming they are less than, certainly doesn’t help.

I personally have tried cheaper bikes and just don’t like the hardware as much

I know it’s old hat to complain about it at this point, but remember back when the AV Club covered music that wasn’t mostly the same crap that all the regular blah sources reviewed? I remember when the end of year album lists would be full of stuff to discover and albums that went beyond what you could just hear being…

That was honestly pretty disappointing.

What’s with all the junk in between the article and the comments?

Dumpster.

A what an absolute Omnishambles of a format. Can you tell your safe word so they will stop? 

Yes, I love having to click “Latest” every single time I go to your site.

I just got this update and it’s....kinda ugly.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I get a real Blomkamp vibe — striking images and a dystopian vibe mixed with a metric fuck-ton of stupid.