Sorry sir, there’s a been a rash of robberies and you fit the description. Do you have any proof that this selection of fall squashes are yours? Put the delicata down...HE’S GOT A GUN!!

There’s someone who manages farm output for Black Google? Weird.

Hitman 3

I know it’s old hat to complain about it at this point, but remember back when the AV Club covered music that wasn’t mostly the same crap that all the regular blah sources reviewed? I remember when the end of year album lists would be full of stuff to discover and albums that went beyond what you could just hear being…

That was honestly pretty disappointing.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Slooooooooowed down in the beginning, middle, and end, and then in the last ten minutes got the mother tried, convicted, put in prison, visited by her daughters, Camille and Amma moved to St. Louis, had Amma make a friend, and then build up enough animus towards that friend to murder her. Yeah, you might say this…

Right.

There are tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of homeless children in Nairobi.

Don’t.

I don’t remember the hyenas being homophobic though....

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!