Yeah. Some people said he was a good outdoorsman who hunted and fished enough to feed himself and would have made it back if there weren’t a mistake in the edible-botany book he was using and unusual flooding that year.

Thank you. People are acting as if anchoring furniture is the biggest burden in the world?

You wouldn’t put a screw in the wall of a place you were renting?

My grandparents had a picture of my mom with her dresser tipped over on her. Apparently in the 50s, you just laughed and took a picture, not bothering to lift it off of you child until afterwards.

My parents always fixed all furniture to the walls. I don’t know when it became a thing, but it’s not new.

I’m really confused about all of this. I’ve bought a wardrobe, dresser, and shelves at Ikea and the assembly instructions for ALL of them very VERY explicitly showed how important it was to secure them to the wall, showing that they can tip and fall. Securing them to the wall is literally a step in the assembly. They…

I think kids are opening the top drawers and pulling it down because their parents don’t want to anchor the dresser like it tells them to in the directions.

EVERYBODY tells this joke like they haven’t heard it before.

Did he hang out with Lemonjello and Orangejello too?

It is not a high school teacher’s fault that a student does not know anything about proofreading or spelling.

Yes, because I’m in an academic environment right now, in the comments section of Jezebel. Ok cool, thank you so much for letting me know.

I mean to be fair if a student is referring to someone’s work they need to fucking know how to spell said person’s name. Come the fuck on.

I have every sympathy for these teachers. Little Hudson is a fucking idiot.

I’m thinking about his kids having to hear this.

“Perverted positions” might not meet the legal definition of child pornography. It has to be “sexually suggestive,” and while “perverted” could mean that, it also could also mean imagery that’s unhealthy or depraved but not entirely sexual. I guess, anyway? Obviously he was a serious sicko.

White privilege

So wait, is the hush money why he was never charged with child pornography then? How did police just find this evidence for the trial and do nothing with it?

Good thing he’s dead so we can enjoy his music again.

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

Well, holy fuck.