Makes me think a big development fuck up happened.

Eskel?!?! Chop, chop!

That meme gave me a good laugh. 

The console wars is still a thing apparently? Jesus, how sad. 

I usually skip to the summary before reading Kotaku reviews. Needless to say, I had the same reaction as you. 

Yeah, outside of the obvious mistake, this thing needed a lot of editing. 

“Every save I have gets corrupted in the end.”

Don’t forget Taco’s version of Puttin on the Ritz. Super duper. 

I disagree with a lot of the criticism from the kotaku and polygon reviews but I do agree that a lot of this game is misery porn. Utterly beautiful in a way that borders on the sublime. But video games really can’t critique violence in a substantial way when it’s also meant to entertain. Hence why the message of the…

Remember when that would’ve gotten tons of people excited?

Everything you said is correct. But I’d still watch Antz over A Bug’s Life any day. 

I thought TadBravo was a funny fake example that you made up to make a point. Then I scrolled down and there he was. My god. 

Come on Tony Hawk, do you want to live forever?!?!

As a lurker and someone just learning the ropes of photoshop, let me just say that you all are an inspiration. A creepy, weird inspiration. 

I’ll never play it just because that genre is not my cup of tea but I hope you’re right. 

ME:A was what ME1 was for the first trilogy. Flawed but with some solid bones for a compelling sequel. I can’t help feeling that ME3’s ending made everyone very impatient with ME:A. My all time favorite game franchise left in the gutter. 

I was kinda hoping either Dafoe or Pattinson would be nominated for The Lighthouse but oh well.

I got through 2 minutes. 

Hahahahaha

Unless I missed it, no Babadook?  Also, lol Marvel.