Lane Kiffin missed the Rapture? No way!

I guess we will find out who will win in a fight:

It’s like when a commentor doesn’t get one of the awesome and intricate bits of humor that grace this site on a daily basis.

Nah. Jetes never fumbled a muff.

Nothing about the “Sex Toy” defense for his civil law suit?

Truth is, if you weren’t alive for or old enough to remember the ‘85 team, the Bear’s have pretty much been irrelevant except for a handful of years during your life. Kind of like the Raiders. Considering the ineptitude of management and ownership, I don’t see the point of expecting any sort of excellence any time…

I wouldn’t call that invested. More like burdened. And only if you are one of those asshole Cubs fans who can’t let go of the ‘69, ‘89, and/or ‘03 teams.

It's all bad. Yes.

It has been said that if he wasn’t a great athlete he would have been torn in half. He never played again, walks, and lives a very uncomfortable life.

Better than Johnny Knox’s back cracked block.

Futility jokes? No? okay.

I always thought that the Rangers were on pitcher away from WS conention! I’m glad they mortgaged their future for a shot at a wild card slot for the next couple of years!

That’s awful.

What’s the second most slave sounding tweet ever?

Her mom sounded like an asshole.

Were you calling me a Sox fan? hahahahha

Fuck the old scoreboard that exists purely for photo ops.

Hey, shut up.

I still love this website. I have some big regrets in my life and those feelings linger, occasionally popping up in my mind when a relatable situation comes up or a thought I have reminds me of something I am ashamed of. Though such memories cause me much discomfort, I would not choose to forget them because they lead…

This whole thing makes me feel shitty. I hated the story when it came out. Hated the response from Nick. Hated the Editorial response. Hated that Craggs resigned.