3 head coaches and 4 players with mumps. There is a Christmas song parody somewhere in there.

If there are dick pics , you better believe Deadspin has their best and brightest on the story.

The Arizona Gynandromorphs?

Christ, you sure do know how to pick 'em.

Shaq Fu 3: The Legend Continues - Holiday Edition

I'm still driving around the country looking to fight yo ass.

Fuck yeah. Single player will be the only thing left standing when Armageddon comes.

People just want their online services, man. They don't really care about the technical shit.

I'm friends with a family that tried really hard to form a successful band fronted by their kid in 6th grade with high school aged kids who played the instruments. This was like 15 years ago. All of them eventually went to rehab and I think the frontman will die soon because of his substance abuse. Their kid that…

Does "senior writer" for Sports on Earth mean anything anymore? I mean, just the fact that you have a job there makes you a senior contributor.

He satisfied his OWN media obligations? Flexible.

"A LARGE AMOUNT OF SAND"

"Indeed, war started to become a vengeful and highly impersonal activity."

Nah. You just need to stand in a corner and don't move. And don't touch anything, you might break something.

I love this song by The Band.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

Someone has to be THE guy on a bad team. That's what Love was and now he isn't THE guy. It'll take him some more time to figure out his place on a team with the best player on the planet.

That shit better be in Illinois instead of Hawaii.

I was driving the other day and I saw a small stray cat walking through a recently plowed field. Then I saw a hawk grapple and throttle said cat to death.

Prince James?