Revision: yes.

That burns my eyes more than watching the Bears defense.

I read your articles every Sunday but I must say that Bears football has become a more compelling reason to not watch football than anything you have presented. I still might hate watch but meh.

Still happening with Rick Telander.

You're special.

What an epidemic. Why would parents let their kids ever play basketball?

If you actually find what he says interesting, good for you.

Didn't he have a degenerative knee condition? I don't think that is caused by basketball.

I can play the didgeridoo. Top that asshole, or stop commenting on the internet about stuff.

Where is this long list of crippled b-ball players?

Nah, they don't want to see me play basketball. That would be really bad for everyone.

All I want is to see Rose play and not hear him talk. With this latest setback he'll be doing more of the later, which isn't good for anyone.

How is going to make it to his kid's graduation now?!????!!

Is that worse than US Airways tweeting a pic of a model plane lodged in a woman's vajayjay?

You represent the worst of the radio consumer. Put sharpened pencils in your ears. I promise you, you'll find new joy in your morning compared to Mike and Mike.

I am ashamed that Schilling and I are members of the same species but I guess I have evolved faster than him so it's okay.

A remix from one of my favorite DJs, the Paranomasiac.

What's up with inebriated Cardinals players and killing themselves via vehicle? Surprised Larussa has survived so long.

I hear they are looking for a more lively bat to replace him.

Totally.