Hmm, that gives me an idea.

I always thought that if I could smoke weed and not get in trouble I wouldn't drink as much as I do.

It's good to see a city rally around a sports team during trying times. It's like what happened with Boston and the Red Sox after the bombings or NOLA with the Saints after Katrina. These peoples' whiteness has been under attack. Try to show some compassion, Deadspin.

I dunno, it makes me sad. It is a majestic bird and it's too bad it is associated with such deplorable people.

That one was the best. I can just imagine that person saying, "No one ever treated me differently because of my race!"

Jesus Christ, not even a Cardinals fan can sound more racist.

Most people will not get the full context but you sum it up perfectly.

That's genius. Hat is off to you.

Yeah I didn't say anything about Ferguson sooo.....I'm glad you got that off your chest? I dunno.

Those people at Busch Stadium did all that during their protest? Wow, that's some shit.

Oh, thanks for reminding me about this one:

Nah, I've heard that shit before. See slavery was good for black people because it brought them here to America, the greatest fucking country on the planet.

Automatic assumption that black people don't have jobs. Check

Has anybody found this NFL season completely uninteresting on the field? I might be done with pro football more out of boredom than moral principle.

Yeungling sucks. Bacon sucks. You guys are like the First Take of food and drink. Hot take haters.

That's actually Aaron Rodgers' penis after the moon pounding he gave the Vikings.

Did he need a burner account for that?

The Bird gave it to the Kitty.

Shit. I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum. Grad school is a bitch and I think I broke my punny bone, hence why I have been mostly out of action myself.

Worm! Good to see you.