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Shit. I didn't check the pendings before hand. You had it first. Sorry. It's all in good pun though.

Would you say that he is Al-don with football for a while?

I only got to see Gravity and Dredd in SD and I knew right away I missed out. I did not get the same feeling for GotG in SD. Save the dough.

Sammy Sosa was my childhood hero. And now he is white. I'm a confused young man.

Yep. Went to a 1040 matinee instead of work. I made the right choice.

Taking a me day tomorrow to go to a matinee for Guardians of the Galaxy and then go to the driving range.

Thanks for the recommendation. Sounds like right up my alley.

3D?

Is GotG a must see in theaters (meaning my home entertainment experience won't match up) or can I wait till it come out on BR? I generally don't like going to the movies so a movie experience needs to be something I can't replicate from the comfort of my couch in order for me to want go.

I was born in '89. This franchise has sucked for the vast majority of my life. Fuck the '85 Bears, half of that team can't even remember to put pants on in the morning.

I've got to say, Browns fans know how to hate themselves.

I told my dad a JFK joke and he got all, "you know he was shot in the head while his family watched?" Too soon on JFK? He didn't even like my McKinley joke.

Bruno Mars' terrible song "Grenade" just got a new line.

Ouch.

My head hurts now.

I know what to expect from the receiver corps.

It's not my cup of tea but she is really talented. Plus I want to have sex with her. Just sayin.

Yeah I know. The starting pitcher started crying when he have up a lead off walk to start the fifth. The coach seemed like a jag so that's probably the reason.

I'm going to stick with my prognostication that I made to my friends who are Rams fans. They will have a kick ass defense but struggle to score any points. Sam Bradford tearing his knee was part of my prediction.

Have fun with that defensive line, because, well, you know, that's all your team seems to draft. But I'm sure Austin isn't as big of a bust as he seems. Though Kellen Clemens isn't there to throw the ball anymore.