Sorry, I just wanted to finally use the word paronomasiac in a sentence.

"Cubs even lose historically in the appeals process," fuck you all.

Don't hate the paronomasiac.

Well the only team from Detroit I wouldn't give up on for any of the teams here is the Tigers but your not an idiot so you already know that.

Keyboards are soo 4 years ago.

Well if you were a Cubs fan you would understand. I hate you and I hate myself. It's the paradox of the fan of the world's most historically inept team. Alcohol abuse helps make sense of that.

If it makes you feel any better, saying I have a serious health problem is getting more stars than my sick punnage.

Hey, you! I didn't see you make it! Don't get on me because I'm shameless.

Yeah, and I received shit from you for MY post. Again, suck it, DogFister.

I'm a sucker for self-deprecation. No grey for you.

Samer does have an eye for talent. I agree.

Yeah, the internet is basically like Unforgiven. Deserve ain't got nothing to do with it.

Alcoholism.

The smell of a lit Blount rang the alarm Bell for the cop.

I can speak PC so I'll check it out. I don't go to Penny Arcade and generally don't know about which website is shit (besides IGN) and which is not. So what's the beef with PA if you don't mind indulging my curiosity?

I long for that future too. But after the last few weeks, social equality seems like such a far away goal because of just how subtle discrimination has become.

That looks like the wica-wica-wica Wild Wild West robot spider.

I actually was just asked to donate to a fundraising walk.

What I think he means is that those who are not gay need to stop caring either way in order for it not to be news. We need to expand our sense of normal, as a society.

Hey man, I check in when I'm outside too.