Asked how he is going to grow the business, "I'm going to be a good CEO, and work hard."

If this is all he has to say then I'm not feeling good about my Arian Foster stock.

Well if it was informal it must have been made prior to 2008 so a lot could have changed between then in now it the sword fighting circuit.

Really?

A dumpster fire does have a certain kind of appeal.

Shameless, shameless, shameless.

Start your engines and let the greys begin.

That's why Gawker uses Kinja. We bring you all the inside scoops and details all the way down to the state of Sammy Watkins ' nut sack.

Stop saying Skins and Redskins and we will all accept you into our arms. No rosaries or flogging required. Maybe a little cock and ball torture. It's for the best.

As someone who has dealt with depression, disarming people into thinking everything is fine becomes a well developed skill. The drugs and alcohol are for the depressed however.

Can genital warts make a comeback? #Tebow

Shuuut uuup.

Whenever he goes to grab his balls.

"I'm being old and demented. Da fuck you think I'm doing ?"

Genital warts has a Wikipedia page.

I'm bad at dumb puns.

Haha, the suck consumes us all who are fans of historically shitty teams. But I'm still an idiot fan. I think there is a light at the end of the tunnel with prospects I have never seen play.

Well if that's all it takes then fuck...is that all it takes? He must have been awful. Glad I'm a Bears fan where QBs have flourished for ages.

Correction: you don't want to see the Browns.

Still won't be enough.