Does it make me a bad guy for not knowing what the hell this franchise is?

I agree with your point but Tiger still is a well document douche. I'm not even talking about his marital indiscretions either.

Tiger's mistress DID have a beard. Bycracky.

You're going to get some shit but I completely agree with you.

Sean abruptly deletes his twitter account and says his Kinja handle was hacked.

Tom Ley better check if he needs to change his pants.

This was basically the expression of theater goers when I saw 12 Years a Slave sans guy brushing his teeth in the background.

Should I hate Goodell more than I hate Selig?

Go for it.

I won't judge you.

You started the best thread on Deadspin, congrats.

There will be a time of reckoning.

No pants on him either.

I had no idea that's a thing. Weird.

No ass or nut sack scratching?

He had a miracle but fumbled it away.

Seconded.

She just needs a list of the elements of provocation and she'll be fine.

I laughed so hard it left a Trail of Tears.

Wow