No pants on him either.

I had no idea that's a thing. Weird.

No ass or nut sack scratching?

He had a miracle but fumbled it away.

Seconded.

She just needs a list of the elements of provocation and she'll be fine.

I laughed so hard it left a Trail of Tears.

Wow

Except dick bag eaters.

Didn't the first Sharknado actually get lower ratings than a normal shit syfy movie usually gets?

No "eat a bag of dicks" for this one?

Is this real?

It's the nature of domestic violence that really sets it apart from a fight between brothers. It's the establishment of power and control over a partner through the use of violence that makes it a truly disgusting act.

There is a big difference between selfdefense and retaliation that these people seem to not grasp.

I know, right?

Are hashtags considered turn of phrase now?

Where is the "that's so Pirates?" Wait, oh right, that turn of phrase is only reserved for dumb Cubs plays.

Great. +1

Off topic: I like your handle.

I drink it because it's actually not a bad mix with vodka.