Keep up with the bad thoughts, friend.

Haha.

We might not have a mountain of pennants but at least we have our teeth.

Yes, yes. Let's all laugh at the adorable little Cubbies. Blah, blah, blah.

I personally think a movie would be a redundant experience.

I need that.

"I'm sorry if Ukraine doesn't understand how they shouldn't provoke Russia."

By NHL rules, if there was no blood then the player will get a reduced punishment so maybe Goodell was following their play book.

I was talking to my friend about this and she isn't a big football fan and said "stop watching football then."

Don't piss on my hope, asshole.

He is not even a troll. His sincerity makes it all the more entertaining.

Ugh +1

Again, this is the opinion of an individual and does not represent the official stance of the Chupacabra community on the Ray Rice situation.

Is this his wife?

Unless she had a knife or a gun knocking her the fuck out and dragging her put of an elevator is not a reasonable response. How about this, get security, call off the wedding and wow no violence.

Here is a thought, he could have called security and called off the marriage. Boom, problem solved without uppercutting a woman in the face.

What the fuck are these elements? I need a list to give to the women in my life so they don't make me hit them.

So basically, by your logic, women should just steer clear away from men. That way, they will not get punched.

Though they'll say "even though it's not your fault, it kinda is."

But they hadn't reached their floor yet so there was no door for him to walk through.