I was talking to my friend about this and she isn't a big football fan and said "stop watching football then."

Don't piss on my hope, asshole.

He is not even a troll. His sincerity makes it all the more entertaining.

Ugh +1

Again, this is the opinion of an individual and does not represent the official stance of the Chupacabra community on the Ray Rice situation.

Is this his wife?

Unless she had a knife or a gun knocking her the fuck out and dragging her put of an elevator is not a reasonable response. How about this, get security, call off the wedding and wow no violence.

Here is a thought, he could have called security and called off the marriage. Boom, problem solved without uppercutting a woman in the face.

What the fuck are these elements? I need a list to give to the women in my life so they don't make me hit them.

So basically, by your logic, women should just steer clear away from men. That way, they will not get punched.

Though they'll say "even though it's not your fault, it kinda is."

But they hadn't reached their floor yet so there was no door for him to walk through.

It's like saying the little girl who was killed by a stray bullet while she was having a sleep over shouldn't have been standing there.

Damn right! You talk back, you get a face full of pain, kid.

This statement is pretty insulting. Do they really think that people will believe their punishment was tough? Then again it is the NFL and they really don't give a shit what you believe because we all will watch.

Nah, we just have to represent more.

I never thought of Will Wright as being THAT guy. EA swallows your soul.

The Chupacabra community does not condone these comments. These are the beliefs of an individual and do not represent our official stance on the Ray Rice situation.

He gives other chupacabras a bad name.

God, I never listened to him but I know I hate him.