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The next super fans?

Pretty fucking weird during the day but I guess it's all relative.

Nothing says +100 years of futility like Jack White looking like he is taking the biggest shit of his life.

+1 well done, sir.

You know this guy had to sift through the ashes to find his old Lebron jersey.

You see?!? Michael Sam is a distraction to Michael Sam! Thanks media!

This sounds like a half ass attempt at trying to make an alcoholic relative not drink so much at family functions.

Gross.

Nice.

Fuckin' campers.

Da fuck!?!

And he would have drafted Tebow 1st overall. Having Peyton Manning during your career must make you look smarter than you actually are because now, he has dumbass written all over him.

Good call. Worst unwritten rule about the NFL. Want to bitch about running up the score? Try playing defense.

I've always imagined that if I won a trophy that old, my first urge would be to place my nuts upon it.

And the thing about that is, the team didn't say anything but hell will come to breakfast if anyone else steps on their precious logo.

I know here in Chicago, the Blackhawks have a weird phobia of people stepping on their logo in the locker room.

Do other sports have an equivalent to just how easily baseball players get mad over stupid shit?

I've seen a decent amount of bird stories that I think you can have a bird day. Maybe Tuesday?