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Pretty fucking weird during the day but I guess it's all relative.

Nothing says +100 years of futility like Jack White looking like he is taking the biggest shit of his life.

+1 well done, sir.

You know this guy had to sift through the ashes to find his old Lebron jersey.

That picture should be your new avatar, Annalee.

You see?!? Michael Sam is a distraction to Michael Sam! Thanks media!

Point taken, that part of my statement should have been worded differently. I was referring to the trend here in America and also the historical trend that shows that jumps in technology lead to the minimized need for labor due to increased efficiency. Plus third world investment deals more with resource extraction,

This sounds like a half ass attempt at trying to make an alcoholic relative not drink so much at family functions.

Gross.

Nice.

Production is at an all time high but less and less people are working while those who are working have seen work hours increase. The world continues to move toward marginalizing the poor.

Fuckin' campers.

Da fuck!?!

I've always had a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of parallel universes. If they do exist, what are they like, are they mirrors of our own universe? I already feel small enough the more I know about our own universe but the idea of multiple universes makes me feel even smaller.

Repent, the end is nigh.

And he would have drafted Tebow 1st overall. Having Peyton Manning during your career must make you look smarter than you actually are because now, he has dumbass written all over him.

Good call. Worst unwritten rule about the NFL. Want to bitch about running up the score? Try playing defense.

I've always imagined that if I won a trophy that old, my first urge would be to place my nuts upon it.

And the thing about that is, the team didn't say anything but hell will come to breakfast if anyone else steps on their precious logo.