Okay, I'll take your word for it. But my experience with hockey players mirrors the vast majority of people (i.e. through media) and I find that hockey players tend to be the least interesting out of the four major sports, personality wise. Dumb was probably too harsh of a word.

Good for you but endless references to momentum doesn't spell fun to me. There are few hockey players that actually have something original to say. Most mumble and spout cliches.

You do admit that most hockey players are dumb and boring, though?

BANG! That's you hitting the nail on the head.

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill them all!

I don't like watching soccer. But I know it is because I really just don't understand it enough to appreciate the nuance. For example I can watch defensive and offensive line play in a football game and be happy as hell. I'm just soccer illiterate.

Looks like a blue version of Mario's hat.

Is that black face or black head?

Every time I saw Kaiden and heard him speak all I could think of was Carth. Hence why Williams tended to survive incursions into Virmire.

Don't like it.

I don't know. I see his point. Though Puig receives an inordinate amount of bullshit, Deadspin does seem to try to make a counterpoint to said bullshit every time they get a chance to. Whether you agree with their effort to do so is another question.

You know the Stanley Cup is only an inanimate object, right?

I always have to keep in mind that it is at TV show and I can't critique it like I was watching the Rohirrim charge into a mass of orcs in LOTR.

Some people don't like your sport. Get over it, dude. Don't let it get you so angry.

Unless you have vision problems and you break your last pair of glasses.

I thought it was an article about printing money.

That's what all hipsters say.

Red Dead Redemption? I don't know about that example.

Thank you. This is comprehensible to a layman such as myself.

Well if you were going to use my dick as a standard then you could say thirty dicks would surface.