To be fair, Elon is just modeling himself after a certain large Cheeto who has the exact same relationship with his voters.

As with anything with Tesla Trump though, even an injury constant lying can’t shake the belief that many of these owners voters have in this company charlatan and its product his bullshit.

The CyberCucks are in an abusive relationship with Elon. Their incEl Caminos will literally hurt them and they will say“thank you sir may I have another”.  I  can't think of car made in the last 50 years more openly hostile to users

At Tesla, you don’t cut corners...corners cut YOU!

Haven’t we already done the “dude from Nazareth gets big mad about commerce in a public space” thing?

Plenty of people, stop being a dick and look outside once in a while.

Seriously! I’m more concerned that the navy has a camera worse than the original a 2007 iPhone than I am about aliens.

Ooohhhh! A grainy, indistinct video of a bigfoot UFO ghost something. And a rear admiral/Fox News story. Right up there with Ret. Michael Flynn, election looney.

My theory is that we are being visited by advanced lifeforms from far away. The advance beings assign planets to highschool students as a group project and were were given to the C- students who space vape in the bathroom. 

The Navy when the Air Force and Space Force are taking all the good UFO press

None of that justifies 5 cops firing 96 times. The criminal penalty for everything you described is not summary execution. Cops aren’t supposed to be executioners.

Sit in the quiet for 41 seconds. Do nothing. Feel how long 41 seconds is.

they were probably white. 

Chicago police claim…

Can we... just ship all of these dipshits off to an island somewhere in the middle of the ocean so that the rest of us can go on with our lives without this non-stop bullshit?

American Hitler-groveling scum looking at using ANYTHING to taint Biden, so what else is new? Since Donald The Criminal proves every day how mentally unstable he is with the babbling and incoherent raving with the pathological lies that erupt from his upper asshole, what else can American Hitler’s shitheads do? Why,…

Bigotry and bland food. Popeyes, FTW.

Not necessarily. For many of us “When people think of Chick-fil-A, they think of chicken sandwiches bigotry”.

The car’s “owner” will probably sue the shop and make $100K which they will use for a downpayment on a million dollar house... financed at 17.5%

This was a suicide in the same way that the death of the president’s child trafficker friend in federal custody, just before he could out his child trafficking clients, during a time when his two guards both took a break they refuse to explain, in a cell that was somehow not recorded to CCTV for just that day, was a…